KUIZ 05-160610
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Kuiz Pembolosan:
Penetration Quiz:
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1. Jika Jerman beraksi membuka langkahnya dalam Bolasepak Piala Dunia 2010 dengan rakus dan membolos masuk 4 gol ke dalam gawang Australia, berapa kalikah seorang shy fool (seorang pemalu yang bengap) telah membuka gawang b*nt*t untuk dibolos rakus seperti aksi pengakuannya sendiri kepada dunia?
If Germany proved to the world by opening up Australian defence wide and penetrating Australia's goal 4 times, how many times had a shy fool opened wide his ars* to be penetrated as he himself had admitted to the world?
A. 8-9x di pelbagai tempat dalam dunia
8-9x at various destinations in the world
B. 1x. Terpaksa, demi agama bangsa dan negara! (itupun mungkin dengan hanya menggunakan objek seperti mulut botol plastik dan sebagainya)
1x. Had to, for the sake of the country and religion! (and that too, maybe only by using an object like the mouth of a plastic bottle et cetera)
C. 7-8x permulaan tanpa membantah atau suka sama suka
+ 1x terakhir dengan paksa atau berat hati atau separuh hati atau tawar hati
7-8x at first without objection or with own liking
+ 1x in the end by force or with heavy heart or half-heartedly or with no feeling
D. Ada antara yang di atas sebenarnya betul dan boleh diperakui dengan sumpah laknat bersaksikan imam secara menjunjung al-Quran dalam masjid (ketika dalam keadaan suci setelah mandi junub dengan lengkap dan menyeluruh, bukan setakat 'bilas akibat darurat' sahaja)
One part or another from the above actually is true and can be solemnised by swearing while holding up the Koran witnessed by an imam inside a mosque (but whilst in a 'cleansed' state after the ritual post-coital bathing done completely and comprehensively, not by merely a 'quick rinse due to emergency')
E. 0x. Pemalu bengap itu cuma malu (ditertawakan ramai orang seluruh dunia) dan bengap (gagal lulus dari universiti) sahaja, sebaliknya dia masih dara suci dan semua di atas tidak benar dan cuma rekaan, khayalan, fitnah atau suatu aksi drama sahaja
0x. The shy fool is only being shy (from all the exposures and being laughed at all over the world) and a fool (he did flunk out from university); truth is, his ars* is still virgin, and all the above are false and are either fictitious, imagination, slander or drama acting only
F. Tak tau. Saya cuma tumpu perhatian pada pelajaran/ kerja/ hal saya sendiri sahaja dan tidak ambil pot tentang keadaan keliling samada politik negara, ekonomi antarabangsa, ataupun bolasepak piala apa2
Don't know. I only focus on my own study/ work/ problem, and I do not give a hoot about what goes on around me whether it's the country's politics, world economies, or any football of any darn cup
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